Wanted: better make-up artist for Sons of Batman

[Deidzoeb]

"How about a Halloween mask? They're everywhere. It's not that hard. Permanent marker is literally the very last thing you would want to use to hide your identity while committing a crime... America, we can do better."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/29/stupid-criminals-burglars_...

[Xose Lucero]

Man. Picture me pinching the bridge of my nose with my face scrunched up in pain. I can only imagine one scenario here:

Arresting Officer: Ho-ly-- Ha ha! Whoo... So, uh... Wow, I'm actually speechless here. So, uh, what do we-- I mean, what is there to do, right? Okay, boys, we're going to drive over to the vet and have you put to sleep. Come on."

[Deidzoeb]

It's like when banks put explosive dye in a money-bag to mark the robbers, except these guys did it to themselves.

The only part of the case I care about, though, is whether this guy was thinking of a generic bat symbol or specifically a fan of Dark Knight Returns. Because at least then he did something stupid in imitation of something way cool balls nasty.

[Sir Golgotha, KEoPS]

It would have seemed less stupid if they hadn't done such a half-assed job of it. I'm just waiting for someone to call this a racially motivated hate crime.

[Xose Lucero]

Oh, you're one of those "batface is always offensive" people, aren't you?

[Deidzoeb]

Lmfao