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He once slew a dragon for its hoard, just because he needed to make change. Spilled soda will float an inch over his character sheet. His dice always roll twenties, even the D4's. He has maximum hit points and infinite charisma. 5th Edition is already a failure, just on the rumour that he is not in it. He is, the most interesting Paladin in the world.