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Ya know, English is a great language. It has very little confusing inflection, the grammar is amazingly flexible, and the vocabulary, if laid end to end, would reach to the moon and back thirty-seven times. True fact. This vast vocabulary means English is ideal for poetry. With so many synonyms it's easy to fit any difficult metre, or express just the right shade of meaning. Except in one cons...