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Did "Go to your room!" ever work for you?
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GI Joe Resolute
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Sir Golgotha, KEoPS commented on mrmontie's photo 'zombie scouting post'yesterday

It's a little known scientific fact that zombie's neck muscles stiffen up severely. This not only contributes to the pervasive moaning, but also prevents them from looking up.

mrmontie added 2 photoson Saturday

Xose Lucero commented on mrmontie's blog post 'naptime'on Thursday

Were you dead tired? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHACHOKETHUD

Berin Kinsman commented on mrmontie's blog post 'Coffee and Cigarettes and neurotic behavior'on Wednesday

I agree, you've gotta be a fan of one or all to love this movie. I love this movie. Then again, I love anything that Tom Waits or Jim Jarmusch touch.

Berin Kinsman commented on mrmontie's blog post 'naptime'on Wednesday

Did you get the rest you needed?

Sir Golgotha, KEoPS commented on mrmontie's blog post 'naptime'on Wednesday

Absolutely not. It's quiet, safe, peaceful, and serene. Most importantly, everyone there is dead. Either you are in a cemetery surrounded by loved ones who have passed, or all the markers are rather abstract memorials for complete strangers. Eith...

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Sir Golgotha, KEoPS commented on mrmontie's blog post 'grar, not happy'on Tuesday

It's supposed to be a nice way of saying that they are going to hire their nephew.

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Hometown:: Ras Tanura, KSA

Favorite Games:: GURPS, though I havent played in a campaign in years. Deadlands more for the concept than the application. Various others. Its all rather moot when you cant find a decent group of players to save your life.

Favorite Books:: Hunter S Thompson, Bukowski, various fantasy novels

Favorite Comics:: grew up reading Hulk, Daredevil, and Amazing Spider-man as that was all we could get overseas. Later got into Spawn for a while. Also, the 12 part Marvel Epic teamup Stalkers

Favorite TV Shows:: Deadwood, Venture Bros, BSG

Favorite Music:: Tom Waits, Boards of Canada

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naptime

napped for a bit in a cemetery tonight. is that so wrong?

Posted on June 30, 2009 at 6:51am — 3 Comments

Coffee and Cigarettes and neurotic behavior

Dont even bother watching uless you're a fan of Waits, Pop or Jarmsuch.

I saw this for free at a theater in tucson where a friend of mine worked. She commenced with passing a bottle of 151 rum to other coworkers of hers who were largely underage while we were watching. odd night.

But the funny bit is that I can't go to a bar now without looking to see if they have any Iggy Pop/Stooges or Tom Waits on the Juke. 85% of the time they don't. To their discredit.… Continue

Posted on June 18, 2009 at 12:43am — 1 Comment

spam rant.

Not the canned kind. thats HUGE here. Hawaiians love their Spam.

I haven't really been getting much spam lately. Nobody uses email anymore and due to not having any money I do very little online purchasing.

Today I got a big folding expensive ad paper in my mailbox that actually had a car key attached to it. It even had a scratch off thing to see if you won. the thing thats even more stupid is that the scratch off bit didnt cover all of the three bars. and you could see without scratching that… Continue

Posted on June 17, 2009 at 8:32pm — 2 Comments

grar, not happy

My gf just got turned down for a job that would have given us free rent and utilities... because she is over qualified.

you dont turn away someone who is over qualified for a job that is only intended for one year anyway. what are they going to do? do too good of a job for you to handle?

blah.

Posted on June 5, 2009 at 6:58pm — 6 Comments

Overheard stupidity

"Whats the name of that state thats below Oregon?"

umm, california...

"no, the other one... the one that has Washington DC"

Washington State?

"yeah! thats the one! Thanks."

Posted on May 21, 2009 at 8:17pm — 4 Comments

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At 5:54pm on May 4, 2007, mrmontie said…: Yeah, its too bad Sierra sold out to EA. I was looking forward to some rehashings of their classic games with more current technology.

I'll never forget typing "throw dagger" then hitting enter F3 enter for hours to up my skills.

and yes, sock monkeys are creepy as hell. this one looks like its licking the blood of its last victim off of the icicle.