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spam rant.
Not the canned kind. thats HUGE here. Hawaiians love their Spam.
I haven't really been getting much spam lately. Nobody uses email anymore and due to not having any money I do very little online purchasing.
Today I got a big folding expensive ad paper in my mailbox that actually had a car key attached to it. It even had a scratch off thing to see if you won. the thing thats even more stupid is that the scratch off bit didnt cover all of the three bars. and you could see without scratching that you'd won! Which obviously means its a load of crap since everybody "wins." oh congrats for contacting us. we'll send you a free keychain and add you to a million mailing lists.
my e-Spam subjects are varied and amusing. as follows:
Kindly view the attached file to view your winnings! (it should have said "Would you kindly..."
A recommendation from a friend.
pls... save my baby!
You won $359,000!!!!
BOOKING INQUIRY
Ahh, I remember the days when it was all about prescription drugs and making your penis larger. or both at the same time!
I haven't really been getting much spam lately. Nobody uses email anymore and due to not having any money I do very little online purchasing.
Today I got a big folding expensive ad paper in my mailbox that actually had a car key attached to it. It even had a scratch off thing to see if you won. the thing thats even more stupid is that the scratch off bit didnt cover all of the three bars. and you could see without scratching that you'd won! Which obviously means its a load of crap since everybody "wins." oh congrats for contacting us. we'll send you a free keychain and add you to a million mailing lists.
my e-Spam subjects are varied and amusing. as follows:
Kindly view the attached file to view your winnings! (it should have said "Would you kindly..."
A recommendation from a friend.
pls... save my baby!
You won $359,000!!!!
BOOKING INQUIRY
Ahh, I remember the days when it was all about prescription drugs and making your penis larger. or both at the same time!
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Comment by Xose Lucero on June 19, 2009 at 9:30am - I love funny spam subjects. The all-time best I've received had the standard "Want Frighten Woman w/ Thrubbing Manhamme?!?!" subject but the sender? Joseph Campbell (he was still alive then). I don't remember that stage of the Hero's Journey...
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